sageruto:

i pay tuition at this school i want a meeting with the damn president of this school

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happyemil:

becausebirds:

rembrandtswife:

(via 27 Bizarre And Beautiful Chickens)

Evolution is an artist.

mother nature be like “ugh I’m afraid if I color it I’ll ruin it but here’s the lineart anyway”

I’M SO MAD BECAUSE THE PRICE OF THE 10.1” TOUCH SCREEN TABLET I WAS SAVING UP FOR WENT UP BY $150 WHAT THE FUCK?????

THE 10.1” TABLET NOW COSTS MORE THAN THE 13.3”????????????????

synnesai:

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South later asks North why he didn’t warn her. He says he wanted to see what would happened. ///idk it was 3am when i thought of this y u y;;;;;

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raydayton:

these two omg

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darthpaulsartre:

Sexuality: 50% straight. Maybe like 47%.

Sexuality: [awkward shrug] [noncommital grunt] [avoidance of eye contact]

Sexuality: Heterosexual*  ((*terms and conditions may apply))

Sexuality: Depends on the phases of the moon and the positioning of the stars

Sexuality: That is an excellent question. [strokes chin] [peers contemplatively into the distance] Freddie Mercury was born in September of 1946…..

Sexuality: I am exclusively attracted to the sound of money being rubbed together

Sexuality: [Opening crawl text in the beginning of every Star Wars movie]

Sexuality: In a spectrum of heterosexuality on one end and homosexuality on the other, I am floating somewhere in the vicinity of your favorite childhood memory.

Sexuality: [sneezes fourteen times in a row, makes you uncomfortable with repeating your bless you’s but also uncomfortable with ignoring the sounds, forces you to leave the room]

Sexuality: I am four tablespoons of queer in a medium glass of hetero. It doesn’t matter though because I dropped the glass years ago and stepped on a shard and had to excuse myself indefinitely. The glass is not empty. The glass simply is not there. Watch your step.

Sexuality: Overly complex and not entirely accurate analogies

Sexuality: I probably would not date an inanimate object??

Sexuality: [opens mouth] [theremin music begins to play]

As an atheist, I see nothing “wrong” in believing in a God. I don’t think there is a God, but belief in him does no harm. If it helps you in any way, then that’s fine with me. It’s when belief starts infringing on other people’s rights when it worries me. I would never deny your right to believe in a God. I would just rather you didn’t kill people who believe in a different God, say. Or stone someone to death because your rulebook says their sexuality is immoral. It’s strange that anyone who believes that an all-powerful all-knowing, omniscient power responsible for everything that happens, would also want to judge and punish people for what they are.
—Ricky Gervais, Why I’m an Atheist  (via rickonstarrk)

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

lenabeanz:

Today on “why do all of these images relate perfectly to the situations they are meant to describe this website is so fucking weird”

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d0gbl0g:

munch

housewifeswag:

s3xnoises:

God, is that you?

bless this post.

drunkroosters:

so guys i just got Amazon student. where you get free 2 day shipping and a whole bunch of other cool stuff. and you can get it if you have a .edu address. It is literally amazon prime for free, just because you’re in college. 

ALSO if you join through this link, I’ll get $10 credit

SO IF YOU HAVE A .EDU EMAIL YOU SHOULD GET THIS BECAUSE WITH THAT MONEY I CAN SAVE UP TO BUY A CAPTURE CARD AND I CAN THEN STREAM MORE. DO IT. 

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